February 28, 2007
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Californians
So as not to be outdone by all the
redneck,
hillbilly, and Texan jokes,
somebody had to come up
with this, you know you’re
from
California if:
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are
visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a
house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
carrying on a
conversation in English.
4. Your child’s
3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a
nose ring, and is
named
Flower.
5. You can’t remember . . is pot illegal?
6. You’ve been to a baby shower that has two mothers
and a
sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where
your
coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the difference
between
Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can’t remember .
. . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally
move you
to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more
than anywhere
else in the
U.S.
11.
Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30
am at
Starbucks
wearing a baseball
cap and sunglasses who looks like George
Clooney
really IS George
Clooney.
12. Your car
insurance costs as much as your house
payment.
13. You
can’t remember . . .is pot illegal?
14. It’s barely sprinkling
rain and there’s a report
on every news
station: “STORM
WATCH.”
15. You pass an elementary school playground and
the
children are all
busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It’s barely sprinkling rain outside, so you
leave for work
an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18 Both you AND your
dog have therapists, psychics,
personal trainers
and cosmetic
surgeons.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver’s
license. If
you’re
here illegally, they want to give you one.
Nothing needs to be fixed
“Tolerance does not . . . do anything, embrace anyone,
champion any issue. It wipes the notes off the score of life and replaces them
with one long bar of rest. It does not attack error, it does not champion truth,
it does not hate evil, it does not love good.”As we understand it, the spiritual journey is not about
becoming perfect. Its about acceptance, releasing judgment, and embracing
everything in wholeness.This is a great challenge for our personality. Weve grown
up comparing ourselves to others, always judging how were better and worse than
those around us. And many of us are very good at finding fault with ourselves.If we release judgment, then nothing needs to be fixed —
including you. Explore inviting your soul to help you accept all that is and
experience a whole new way of living.“Wherever you are is always the right place. There is never a
need to fix anything, to hitch up the bootstraps of the soul and start at some
higher place. Start right where you are.”
Catch my drift? I am thinking Spring; February is one of the worst months
here in the snow world. We have some sun today, only to glare off of the 9″ of newer snow
we have, with more expected to come! I am envisioning purple and pink and blue and yellow-
every color flower and tree in the spectrum-it makes me happy.Now, onto some music!
Rise
Anoushka Shankar
2005Daughter of famed Indian sitar player Ravi Shankar, Anoushka
Shankar is totally her own creature, as adept on the synthesizer as she is on
her father’s instrument. For her third album, the Grammy-nominated Rise,
the London-born, California-raised Shankar freely explores a vast area of
sounds, incorporating Indian electronica styles as well as the more meditational
fusions of artists such as Deva Premal. Shankar moves freely from style to
style, staying true to the mystical spirit that is at the core of Eastern
devotional music with a Western jazz sensibility (she is, after all, the
half-sister of Norah Jones).What’s astonishing is the free interplay of
musicians and ideas for an album coming from the daughter of one of the
brightest lights in Indian music of the past century. Check the furious
bol vocals from tabla players Bikram Gosh and Tanmoy Bose on “Red Sun,”
for example. The bol vocal is when the drummer vocalizes sounds to
duplicate the furious tempo of his drum work; here it is times two, as each
drummer lets loose with furious bol vocals over pounding rhythms and
crashing cymbals, while Shankar hangs back. In a way, this album recalls jazz
albums where the big name on the cover is the ringleader, the one who chooses
who does what on what track, then lets everyone cut loose on their own,
supervising and playing their part, but conceding to a sense of group dynamics
over the chance to show off. When one thinks of the countless global chill-out
tracks credited to male artists that feature guest female vocals, it’s lovely to
hear Shankar, a woman, using ! almost all male vocalists!For all
that though, the tracks that really come alive and give Shankar the chance to
shine are the instrumentals, as on “Voice of the Moon,” wherein a lyrical first
half of sitar and gentle tablas gives way to a rousing thunderous charge, with
strings, drums, and sitar going into classic raga formation. For the awesome
“Naked,” Shankar boldly stretches out on the sitar, slowing things down with
just the treated sounds of her instrument, dreamy, languid, like a coil of
perfumed incense smoke in the light of an electric dawn coming through red
velvet curtains. With pianos and cellos in the mix, it’s clear Shankar is freely
incorporating not just the mystic rigors of her father’s legacy but whatever and
wherever the mood takes her. From a true artist we should expect no less.

Listen to all
sound clips from this CD- “Naked”
- “Red
Sun”- “Voice of
the Moon”
Buy this
CDI love you!!


Comments (27)
is pot legal? lol.
ryc: yes, a straight “a” student
Hahah I am so from California!! You make me giggle!! I hope you’re doing well. Feels like its been a while since I’ve stopped by!
Take care of yourself and yay to spring!!
Very very nice! Nice representing the Indian culture! Go you!!!
LOL we never did find out if pot was legal…..
I love this whole post!! We are getting freezing rain right now. Those things hurt!!!
Yippee spring is coming.
back in *the day*, when i was in san francisco, postmen were walking down streets delivering mail and smoking pot. heck, maybe they still do.
Love You.
Is pot illegal
i’ve actually met more ‘celebrities’ in NYC although i seldom knew who the fuck they were:lol:
Nice list! And yes, pot is illegal…I think. :p
Hugs,
LeLo
That Californians list is very funny………….hope you have a great day…………hugs and love.:sunny::):wave:
No, that’s Collie-for-nee-ya! Get it right now!
BIG damn bowl of granola
“The Terminator is your governor” The Governator!!! :giggle:
well, if you won’t tell around, i’ll campaing to be the Next governor and make pot really legal….
Too bad there isn’t some three way thing where we could talk to each other when we’re on a site together.
With the exception of finances, California sounds rather appealing. But I can’t remember, is pot legal? I’d fit right in.
Thanks for checking on the Webkinz for me!
I only lived in San Diego for 6 months. None of my co workers had body piercings, but tattoos were very popular. Must be a navy thing.
Well I am glad Arnold is your gov……..POT…….wow what the world needs now is everyone smoking it and being happy….:wave:
RYC: she was spectacular!
the picture “seek not” … I like many weeds – they are so pretty…who decided they weren’t good?
yes they ARE real. and they’re SPECTACULAR. :goodjob:
I know Spring must be a very big deal where you live with such in your face winters… here the winters are so mild we hardly notice spring which has already been sneaking in recently for a day or two at a time.
i LOL’d my ass off @ the CA jokes
Hi!!! I love the “you know you are from California …” so funny and so true!!!
February is my least favorite month of the year. I always feel the winter blahs … thank goodness tomorrow is March 1, but it is the three year anniversary of the worst day of my life … :whocares:
I hope you are enjoying your hump day evening!! :p
Hey this is a funny entry. I am sorry I didnt send a message to you when I added you to my YIM.
Dennis
If you can see what you want in your heart you can have it. I am blessed to have you for a friend. Judi
If not for my job and the friggen government… ALL weed
:sunny:
Tolerance…I like that definition. Definitely food for thought. I never have been able to figure out what the big freaking deal is about pot. Alcohol is legal, why isn’t pot?
Good insights! I’m with you, ready for spring! We’re under a severe weather watch today! :whocares:
:yes: Bravo! Great write, wonderful thinking!! Hugs to you from Sacramento.
Lisa.