February 28, 2007

  • Californians
     
     
    So as not to be outdone by all the
    redneck,
     hillbilly, and Texan jokes,
     somebody had to come up
    with this, you know you’re
     from
    California if:
     
     1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are
     visible.
     
     2. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a
     house.
     
     3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
     carrying on a
     conversation in English.
     
    4. Your child’s
    3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a
     nose ring, and is
     named
    Flower.
     
     5. You can’t remember . . is pot illegal?
     
     6. You’ve been to a baby shower that has two mothers
     and a
    sperm donor.
     
     7. You have a very strong opinion about where
    your
     coffee beans are
     grown, and you can taste the difference
    between
     Sumatran and Ethiopian.
     
     8. You can’t remember .
    . . is pot illegal?
     
     9. A really great parking space can totally
    move you
     to tears.
     
     10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more
    than anywhere
     else in the
    U.S.
     
     11.
    Unlike back home, the guy at
    8:30
    am
    at
     Starbucks
    wearing a baseball
     cap and sunglasses who looks like George
    Clooney
     really IS George
     Clooney.
     
     12. Your car
    insurance costs as much as your house
     payment.
     
     13. You
    can’t remember . . .is pot illegal?
     
     14. It’s barely sprinkling
    rain and there’s a report
     on every news
     station: “STORM
    WATCH.”
     
     15. You pass an elementary school playground and
    the
     children are all
     busy with their cells or pagers.
     
     16. It’s barely sprinkling rain outside, so you
     leave for work
    an hour
     early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
     
     17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
     
     18 Both you AND your
    dog have therapists, psychics,
     personal trainers
     and cosmetic
    surgeons.
     
     19. The Terminator is your governor.
     
     20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver’s
     license. If
    you’re
     here illegally, they want to give you one. 

    Nothing needs to be fixed

    “Tolerance does not . . . do anything, embrace anyone,
    champion any issue. It wipes the notes off the score of life and replaces them
    with one long bar of rest. It does not attack error, it does not champion truth,
    it does not hate evil, it does not love good.”

    – Walter Farrell

    As we understand it, the spiritual journey is not about
    becoming perfect. Its about acceptance, releasing judgment, and embracing
    everything in wholeness.

    This is a great challenge for our personality. Weve grown
    up comparing ourselves to others, always judging how were better and worse than
    those around us. And many of us are very good at finding fault with ourselves.

    If we release judgment, then nothing needs to be fixed —
    including you. Explore inviting your soul to help you accept all that is and
    experience a whole new way of living.

    “Wherever you are is always the right place. There is never a
    need to fix anything, to hitch up the bootstraps of the soul and start at some
    higher place. Start right where you are.”

    – Julia Cameron

    Catch my drift?  I am thinking Spring; February is one of the worst months
    here in the snow world.  We have some sun today, only to glare off of the 9″ of newer snow
    we have, with more expected to come!  I am envisioning purple and pink and blue and yellow-
    every color flower and tree in the spectrum-it makes me happy.

    Now, onto some music!

    Rise
    Anoushka Shankar

    2005

    Daughter of famed Indian sitar player Ravi Shankar, Anoushka
    Shankar is totally her own creature, as adept on the synthesizer as she is on
    her father’s instrument. For her third album, the Grammy-nominated Rise,
    the London-born, California-raised Shankar freely explores a vast area of
    sounds, incorporating Indian electronica styles as well as the more meditational
    fusions of artists such as Deva Premal. Shankar moves freely from style to
    style, staying true to the mystical spirit that is at the core of Eastern
    devotional music with a Western jazz sensibility (she is, after all, the
    half-sister of Norah Jones).

    What’s astonishing is the free interplay of
    musicians and ideas for an album coming from the daughter of one of the
    brightest lights in Indian music of the past century. Check the furious
    bol vocals from tabla players Bikram Gosh and Tanmoy Bose on “Red Sun,”
    for example. The bol vocal is when the drummer vocalizes sounds to
    duplicate the furious tempo of his drum work; here it is times two, as each
    drummer lets loose with furious bol vocals over pounding rhythms and
    crashing cymbals, while Shankar hangs back. In a way, this album recalls jazz
    albums where the big name on the cover is the ringleader, the one who chooses
    who does what on what track, then lets everyone cut loose on their own,
    supervising and playing their part, but conceding to a sense of group dynamics
    over the chance to show off. When one thinks of the countless global chill-out
    tracks credited to male artists that feature guest female vocals, it’s lovely to
    hear Shankar, a woman, using ! almost all male vocalists!

    For all
    that though, the tracks that really come alive and give Shankar the chance to
    shine are the instrumentals, as on “Voice of the Moon,” wherein a lyrical first
    half of sitar and gentle tablas gives way to a rousing thunderous charge, with
    strings, drums, and sitar going into classic raga formation. For the awesome
    “Naked,” Shankar boldly stretches out on the sitar, slowing things down with
    just the treated sounds of her instrument, dreamy, languid, like a coil of
    perfumed incense smoke in the light of an electric dawn coming through red
    velvet curtains. With pianos and cellos in the mix, it’s clear Shankar is freely
    incorporating not just the mystic rigors of her father’s legacy but whatever and
    wherever the mood takes her. From a true artist we should expect no less.

    Listen to all
    sound clips from this CD

  • “Naked”
  • “Red
    Sun”
  • “Voice of
    the Moon”
  • Buy this
    CD

    I love you!!

Comments (27)

  • is pot legal?  lol.

    ryc: yes, a straight “a” student

  • Hahah I am so from California!! You make me giggle!! I hope you’re doing well. Feels like its been a while since I’ve stopped by!
    Take care of yourself and yay to spring!!

  • Very very nice!  Nice representing the Indian culture!  Go you!!!

  • LOL we never did find out if pot was legal…..

    I love this whole post!! We are getting freezing rain right now. Those things hurt!!!

    Yippee spring is coming.

  • back in *the day*, when i was in san francisco, postmen were walking down streets delivering mail and smoking pot. heck, maybe they still do. 

    Love You.

  • Is pot illegal

    i’ve actually met more ‘celebrities’ in NYC although i seldom knew who the fuck they were:lol: 

  • Nice list! And yes, pot is illegal…I think. :p

    Hugs,
    LeLo

  • That Californians list is very funny………….hope you have a great day…………hugs and love.:sunny::):wave:

  • No, that’s Collie-for-nee-ya! Get it right now!

    BIG damn bowl of granola

  • “The Terminator is your governor” The Governator!!! :giggle:

  • well, if you won’t tell around, i’ll campaing to be the Next governor and make pot really legal….

  • Too bad there isn’t some three way thing where we could talk to each other when we’re on a site together.  :)

    With the exception of finances, California sounds rather appealing.  But I can’t remember, is pot legal? I’d fit right in.

  • Thanks for checking on the Webkinz for me!

  • I only lived in San Diego for 6 months.    None of my co workers had body piercings, but tattoos were very popular.    Must be a navy thing.

  • Well I am glad Arnold is your gov……..POT…….wow what the world needs now is everyone smoking it and being happy….:wave:

  • RYC: she was spectacular!

    the picture “seek not” … I like many weeds – they are so pretty…who decided they weren’t good?

  • yes they ARE real. and they’re SPECTACULAR. :goodjob:

  • I know Spring must be a very big deal where you live with such in your face winters… here the winters are so mild we hardly notice spring which has already been sneaking in recently for a day or two at a time.

  • i LOL’d my ass off @ the CA jokes

  • Hi!!!  I love the “you know you are from California …”  so funny and so true!!! :lol:

    February is my least favorite month of the year.  I always feel the winter blahs … thank goodness tomorrow is March 1, but it is the three year anniversary of the worst day of  my life … :whocares:

    I hope you are enjoying your hump day evening!! :p

    Alicia

  • Hey this is a funny entry. I am sorry I didnt send a message to you when I added you to my YIM.

    Dennis

  • If you can see what you want in your heart you can have it. I am blessed to have you for a friend. Judi

  • If not for my job and the friggen government… ALL weed

  • Tolerance…I like that definition. Definitely food for thought. I never have been able to figure out what the big freaking deal is about pot. Alcohol is legal, why isn’t pot?

  • Good insights! I’m with you, ready for spring! We’re under a severe weather watch today! :whocares:

  • :yes:  Bravo!  Great write, wonderful thinking!!  Hugs to you from Sacramento. 

    Lisa.

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